
Recently, I wondered if maybe I wasn’t taking full advantage of the city so I decided to plan some local excursions. Since I had already been bowling and ice fishing (which I shouldn't have done in heels), that left me with three options: the opera, art museum and circus.
I went to the opera to see Rigoletto with a colleague who was in town. Not knowing the story, it went something like this: there is a prince who has many women in his court but falls in love with an outsider. There is a hunchback man who maybe works for the prince and, eventually, this woman, who is dressed as a man, dies. I think. Between each 20-minute act, there was a 15-minute intermission so the set could be changed. This turned out to be a very long three hour performance. At least we did not check our coats since the theatre was not heated.
The cold theatre is a perfect segue to the freezing art museum. I was with Jonathan and a friend. We asked the coat-check lady if it was warm enough throughout or should we keep our jackets. After a cruel stare down, we checked the coats, which was a big mistake. We purchased our tickets for 8 UAH (about $1.60) and were set to begin our self-guided tour. First, we surrendered our tickets to the ticket-collector who also happened to be the woman who sold us the ticket. Here is how that worked: I gave her money, she gave me the tickets and then I gave them right back to her.
In addition to being cold, there was only electricity upon request. So, as we entered each room, we asked the proctor to open the lights which were promptly extinguished upon our exit. When I decided to skip one exhibit by a local artist, I was chastised in incomprehensible Russian by the docent and followed back to complete the full retrospective before I was allowed into the next room. The whole tour took about 20-minutes (we walked slowly) and we were the only visitors.
Yesterday, I made it to the circus despite my long held beliefs against the institution, but when in Rome. The circus, not far from my office, is a permanent tented building with performances every Saturday and Sunday. The greatest show on earth featured the traveling Moscow Circus. The cast of usual suspects like clowns, acrobats, panthers, cheetahs, hula-hoops set ablaze and trapeze artists dressed as Buddhist monks were quite entertaining. I also enjoyed the fresh popcorn and cotton candy, only $1 each, which is the second best deal in town after the $.80 Stella Artois sold on the streets.
After listening to an elephant play the harmonica accompanied by Jon Bon Jovi’s “I want to live forever,” I decided that my mission was complete. Now, I just need to decide what to do next weekend.